Tragic

Early in the morning on November 30th, 2006, four year old Kayla Heck discovered the grisly remains of one SqueakyPuppyFromWalmart, beloved member of the community for almost 24 hours, on the dining room floor of the Heck house. She immediately alerted authorities by waking said authorities from a sound sleep by screaming, "Mommy! SqueakyPuppyFromWalmart is dead and gone!". When authorities reached the scene, this is what they discovered: (Warning: contains adult oriented material, may not be suitable for young or sensitive viewers)



















It is believed that SqueakyPuppyFromWalmart was dismembered with robbery as the motive, and that the assailant was after the coveted squeaky doodad, which, among other things, gave SqueakyPuppyFromWalmart his name. The perpetrator is assumed to be one Dustin Joel McGwire, commonly known as FatDusty.



















As FatDusty seems to usually be rather even tempered and this is only his 27th offense of this type, and considering the fact that SqueakyPuppyFromWalmart can easily be replaced for just .88, no charges were filed. Please be warned, however, that if you see FatDusty around your house, and have any animals with squeaky doodads inside of them, that the same thing could happen to you. :)